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<channel><title><![CDATA[BottsBikesBits - Botts]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts]]></link><description><![CDATA[Botts]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 21:31:14 +0000</pubDate><generator>Weebly</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Replicating Human Behaviour]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/replicating-human-behaviour]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/replicating-human-behaviour#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2026 10:50:03 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/replicating-human-behaviour</guid><description><![CDATA[       Read this and more on my Substack. [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/uploads/1/4/5/5/145523978/0013-fridge_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph" style="text-align:left;">Read this and more on my <a href="https://farrbott.substack.com/p/replicating-human-behaviour" target="_blank">Substack</a>.</div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Asimov's Laws of robotics]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/asimovs-laws-of-robotics]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/asimovs-laws-of-robotics#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2025 20:18:31 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/asimovs-laws-of-robotics</guid><description><![CDATA[       *In 1985 he added an extra law to be at the top of the list, the Zeroth Law.0. A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.1. A robot must not harm a human in any way, or allow a human to come to harm in any way through inaction.2. A robot must obey humans orders, unless they conflict with the first law.3. A robot must protect its own existence, unless it conflicts with the first or second laws.This explains just having 3 laws&hellip;&nbsp;https://xkcd.c [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/uploads/1/4/5/5/145523978/016-asimov-laws_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">*In 1985 he added an extra law to be at the top of the list, the Zeroth Law.<br />0. A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.<br />1. A robot must not harm a human in any way, or allow a human to come to harm in any way through inaction.<br />2. A robot must obey humans orders, unless they conflict with the first law.<br />3. A robot must protect its own existence, unless it conflicts with the first or second laws.<br /><span>This explains just having 3 laws&hellip;&nbsp;</span><a href="https://xkcd.com/1613/">https://xkcd.com/1613/<br /><br /></a>https://farrbott.substack.com/p/asimov-4-laws&#8203;<br /></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Alexa Hack]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/alexa-hack]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/alexa-hack#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sat, 15 Feb 2025 18:41:41 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/alexa-hack</guid><description><![CDATA[       This is a sample of the Farrbott v2.0 I publish twice a week on www.farrbott.substack.com&#8203;This keeps me busy so this site has been neglected a bit. [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/uploads/1/4/5/5/145523978/003-wall-alexa-xmas-lo_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">This is a sample of the Farrbott v2.0 I publish twice a week on <a href="https://farrbott.substack.com" target="_blank">www.farrbott.substack.com<br />&#8203;</a>This keeps me busy so this site has been neglected a bit.<br /></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Darleks v Stairs]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/darleks-v-stairs]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/darleks-v-stairs#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sat, 31 Aug 2024 16:22:35 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/darleks-v-stairs</guid><description><![CDATA[       We all know Darleks can't get up stairsOf course I can, I just choose not tooCan't risk spilling my coffee#farrbott #bott #robot #coffee #darlek  [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/uploads/1/4/5/5/145523978/darleks-stairs_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">We all know Darleks can't get up stairs<br />Of course I can, I just choose not too<br />Can't risk spilling my coffee<br />#farrbott #bott #robot #coffee #darlek <br></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Way of Life]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/way-of-life]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/way-of-life#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sat, 31 Aug 2024 16:16:54 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/way-of-life</guid><description><![CDATA[       Coffee is not a destination, it's a way of life!#coffee #robot #bott #farrbott [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/uploads/1/4/5/5/145523978/chalkboard-way-of-life_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">Coffee is not a destination, it's a way of life!<br />#coffee #robot #bott #farrbott<br /></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Keep calm and coffee on]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/keep-calm-and-coffee-on]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/keep-calm-and-coffee-on#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2023 19:02:22 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/keep-calm-and-coffee-on</guid><description><![CDATA[       Keep calm and coffee on.&nbsp;&#8203;Good advice&nbsp; [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/uploads/1/4/5/5/145523978/keep-calm-web_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">Keep calm and coffee on.&nbsp;<br />&#8203;Good advice&nbsp;</div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Grey Side]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/the-grey-side]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/the-grey-side#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2023 18:57:08 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[cartoon]]></category><category><![CDATA[farrbott v1.0]]></category><category><![CDATA[robot]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/the-grey-side</guid><description><![CDATA[       Word!You know there's the Dark Sideand there's the Light side?&#8203;Well... I'm with the Grey Side! [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/uploads/1/4/5/5/145523978/grey-side-stage-2_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">Word!<br />You know there's the Dark Side<br />and there's the Light side?<br />&#8203;Well... I'm with the Grey Side!</div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Foil lined hats]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/foil-lined-hats]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/foil-lined-hats#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2023 17:28:00 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[cartoon]]></category><category><![CDATA[farrbott v1.0]]></category><category><![CDATA[robot]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/foil-lined-hats</guid><description><![CDATA[       Say BiPolarBott, do you think foil-lined hats are a good idea for protecting our brains from WiFi? Sure, and they're a great conversation starter with wimmin. Are you crazy? Your IQ will drop 3000 points being off the Net!!! [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/uploads/1/4/5/5/145523978/foiled-hat_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">Say BiPolarBott, do you think foil-lined hats are a good idea for protecting our brains from WiFi? Sure, and they're a great conversation starter with wimmin. Are you crazy? Your IQ will drop 3000 points being off the Net!!!</div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cylon threat]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/cylon-threat]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/cylon-threat#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2023 17:24:31 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[cartoon]]></category><category><![CDATA[farrbott v1.0]]></category><category><![CDATA[robot]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/cylon-threat</guid><description><![CDATA[       Never mind the three laws of robotics! To avoid the Cylon nightmare, all robots should be programmed with a sense of humour! [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/uploads/1/4/5/5/145523978/cylon-threat_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">Never mind the three laws of robotics! To avoid the Cylon nightmare, all robots should be programmed with a sense of humour!</div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Coffeetastic Christmas]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/coffeetastic-christmas]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/coffeetastic-christmas#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2023 17:20:28 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[cartoon]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category><category><![CDATA[farrbott v1.0]]></category><category><![CDATA[robot]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/coffeetastic-christmas</guid><description><![CDATA[       Ho Ho Ho, have a coffeetastic christmas [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/uploads/1/4/5/5/145523978/coffeetastic-xmas-blog_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">Ho Ho Ho, have a coffeetastic christmas</div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dark side]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/dark-side]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/dark-side#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2023 17:18:06 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[cartoon]]></category><category><![CDATA[farrbott v1.0]]></category><category><![CDATA[robot]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/dark-side</guid><description><![CDATA[       I'm preparing to go over to the dark side. Starbucks Pike roast! [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/uploads/1/4/5/5/145523978/dark-side_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">I'm preparing to go over to the dark side. Starbucks Pike roast!</div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Behind you]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/behind-you]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/behind-you#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2023 17:16:38 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[cartoon]]></category><category><![CDATA[farrbott v1.0]]></category><category><![CDATA[robot]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/behind-you</guid><description><![CDATA[       Behind you. [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/uploads/1/4/5/5/145523978/cup-behind-you_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">Behind you.</div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mechanic or Coffee]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/mechanic-or-coffee]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/mechanic-or-coffee#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2023 17:13:21 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[cartoon]]></category><category><![CDATA[farrbott v1.0]]></category><category><![CDATA[robot]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/mechanic-or-coffee</guid><description><![CDATA[       Whenever I fill an application, in the part that says, in an emergency please notify? I always put, 'Duh! - the closest coffee shop!!!". [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/uploads/1/4/5/5/145523978/coffee-or-mechanic_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">Whenever I fill an application, in the part that says, in an emergency please notify? I always put, 'Duh! - the closest coffee shop!!!".</div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Coffee IV]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/coffee-iv]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/coffee-iv#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2023 17:09:49 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[cartoon]]></category><category><![CDATA[farrbott v1.0]]></category><category><![CDATA[robot]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/coffee-iv</guid><description><![CDATA[       Some Botts shut down at night dreaming of their morning coffee. I just plug in for the night. [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/uploads/1/4/5/5/145523978/coffee-iv_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">Some Botts shut down at night dreaming of their morning coffee. I just plug in for the night.</div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Clear conscience]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/clear-conscience]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/clear-conscience#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2023 11:49:06 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[cartoon]]></category><category><![CDATA[farrbott v1.0]]></category><category><![CDATA[robot]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/botts/clear-conscience</guid><description><![CDATA[       A clear conscience is is usually the sign of faulty memory chips!&nbsp; [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.bottsbikesbits.com/uploads/1/4/5/5/145523978/clear-concience_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">A clear conscience is is usually the sign of faulty memory chips!&nbsp;</div>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>