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Asimov's Laws of robotics

26/8/2025

 
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*In 1985 he added an extra law to be at the top of the list, the Zeroth Law.
0. A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.
1. A robot must not harm a human in any way, or allow a human to come to harm in any way through inaction.
2. A robot must obey humans orders, unless they conflict with the first law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence, unless it conflicts with the first or second laws.
This explains just having 3 laws… https://xkcd.com/1613/

https://farrbott.substack.com/p/asimov-4-laws​

Alexa Hack

15/2/2025

 
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This is a sample of the Farrbott v2.0 I publish twice a week on www.farrbott.substack.com
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This keeps me busy so this site has been neglected a bit.

Darleks v Stairs

31/8/2024

 
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We all know Darleks can't get up stairs
Of course I can, I just choose not too
Can't risk spilling my coffee
#farrbott #bott #robot #coffee #darlek

Way of Life

31/8/2024

 
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Coffee is not a destination, it's a way of life!
#coffee #robot #bott #farrbott

Keep calm and coffee on

16/9/2023

 
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Keep calm and coffee on. 
​Good advice 

The Grey Side

16/9/2023

 
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Word!
You know there's the Dark Side
and there's the Light side?
​Well... I'm with the Grey Side!

Foil lined hats

15/7/2023

 
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Say BiPolarBott, do you think foil-lined hats are a good idea for protecting our brains from WiFi? Sure, and they're a great conversation starter with wimmin. Are you crazy? Your IQ will drop 3000 points being off the Net!!!

Cylon threat

15/7/2023

 
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Never mind the three laws of robotics! To avoid the Cylon nightmare, all robots should be programmed with a sense of humour!

Coffeetastic Christmas

15/7/2023

 
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Ho Ho Ho, have a coffeetastic christmas

Dark side

15/7/2023

 
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I'm preparing to go over to the dark side. Starbucks Pike roast!

Behind you

15/7/2023

 
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Behind you.

Mechanic or Coffee

15/7/2023

 
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Whenever I fill an application, in the part that says, in an emergency please notify? I always put, 'Duh! - the closest coffee shop!!!".

Coffee IV

15/7/2023

 
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Some Botts shut down at night dreaming of their morning coffee. I just plug in for the night.

Clear conscience

12/5/2023

 
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A clear conscience is is usually the sign of faulty memory chips! 

Chicken Soup

12/5/2023

 
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Chicken soup has always been a tonic for when you are malfunctioning
in the age of the 'bott' we may have to rethink this!
​Help, my battery is melting
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    This is my playground. So it's always 'work in progress'. I like to create all sorts that doesn't fit into one 'niche'! Mainly cartoon robots, bicycle culture and other 'bits' that occur to me like coffee, cooking on a camp stove and a Lego stormtrooper!!!

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