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The Grey Side

16/9/2023

 
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Word!
You know there's the Dark Side
and there's the Light side?
​Well... I'm with the Grey Side!

Foil lined hats

15/7/2023

 
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Say BiPolarBott, do you think foil-lined hats are a good idea for protecting our brains from WiFi? Sure, and they're a great conversation starter with wimmin. Are you crazy? Your IQ will drop 3000 points being off the Net!!!

Cylon threat

15/7/2023

 
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Never mind the three laws of robotics! To avoid the Cylon nightmare, all robots should be programmed with a sense of humour!

Coffeetastic Christmas

15/7/2023

 
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Ho Ho Ho, have a coffeetastic christmas

Dark side

15/7/2023

 
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I'm preparing to go over to the dark side. Starbucks Pike roast!

Behind you

15/7/2023

 
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Behind you.

Mechanic or Coffee

15/7/2023

 
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Whenever I fill an application, in the part that says, in an emergency please notify? I always put, 'Duh! - the closest coffee shop!!!".

Coffee IV

15/7/2023

 
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Some Botts shut down at night dreaming of their morning coffee. I just plug in for the night.

Clear conscience

12/5/2023

 
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A clear conscience is is usually the sign of faulty memory chips! 

Chicken Soup

12/5/2023

 
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Chicken soup has always been a tonic for when you are malfunctioning
in the age of the 'bott' we may have to rethink this!
​Help, my battery is melting

Brake fluid

12/5/2023

 
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ADI-Ct, you're hooked on that brake fluid.
Are you faulty, what on earth ARE you thinking?
Chill Farrbott dude, I can stop anytime.

#Geek #robot #robots #cartoonrobot #robotdrawing #cartoon #cartoons #cartoonist#cartoonartist #droid #droids #funnies #funnys #funnyshit #coffeeaddict #coffeelover #LLAP

Brain vegetable

12/5/2023

 
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This is what a Positronic brain looks like.
​Chucklebott's brain looks like this, because it's turned into a Cauliflower...
​from watching too much BoobTube!!!
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#Geek #robot #robots #cartoonrobot #robotdrawing #cartoon #cartoons #cartoonist#cartoonartist #droid #droids #funnies #funnys #funnyshit #coffeeaddict #coffeelover #LLAP

Alternate Reality

11/5/2023

 
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Did you see what happened on Mega X Factor last night.
You mean where Cowellbott blew all his fuses and got wheeled off, yea cool!
You could see smoke coming out of his audio sensors and everything.
​Dogbott, did you see that documentary on alternate realities last night?

Let it snow

11/5/2023

 
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Toasters love it when Chucklebott sleeps out in the snow, he ends up looking like Santabott.

Die in sleep mode

11/5/2023

 
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I want to die peacefully in sleep mode... like my dad. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his shuttle.
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    This is my playground. So it's always 'work in progress'. I like to create all sorts that doesn't fit into one 'niche'! Mainly cartoon robots, bicycle culture and other 'bits' that occur to me like coffee, cooking on a camp stove and a Lego stormtrooper!!!

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